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verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

dankmemeuniversity:

slimetony:

isobull:

slimetony:

isobull:

slimetony:

I’m really worried half of you are bots

how do we know you’re not a bot

Could a bot do this

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

Could a bot do this

gen-z-culture-is:

Gen z culture is growing up with 90’s technology like vhs and dial up internet and then having a bunch of whiny adults sanctimoniously try to tell you that you can’t remember what it was like to use those things.

uselessgaywhovian:

drquantum:

uselessgaywhovian:

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

owlmylove:

meredith30x30:

adulthoodisokay:

owlmylove:

antiriko:

owlmylove:

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

op do u take constructive criticism ?

i am not accepting comments at this time

#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

I am accepting one (1) comment at this time

greglestrade:

Me, putting my sheets into the washing machine: this is going to be the best gonna smell so good be so soft and comfy

Me, having to put the sheets back on: why does god allow suffering